Top Ten White People Tweets (February 17, 2020)

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Feb 18, 2020 9:08 PM EST

A bunch of hilarious vanilla tweets for ya'll.

Check out yesterday's top tweets if you are interested. 

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  • 01
    Text - Carmen Maria Machado @carmenmmachado I'm not saying who, but someone in this photo ate a weed gummy and scared the bejeesus out of her moms and had to go to the emergency room on Valentine's Day. 1:18 p.m. · 15 Feb. 20 · Twitter Web App
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ If you work from home, you might go multiple days without speaking to another human being, but there are downsides toO
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Bell pepper - Sylvester Stallone O @TheSlyStallone Stop sending me this shit
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 It's important to tell everyone you think Valentine's Day is just a dumb, made up holiday. As opposed to all of the other holidays, found naturally occurring in the wild.
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Jacob Shaw @jakesaysyousuck Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Dog - slay @girlideas · 27 Feb me: i have to start eating healthier me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: L7 1,397 14 2,763
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  • 07
    Text - Addison Peacock @Addison_Peacock Hello today a woman got huffy with me because she didn't know sabertooth cats were extinct and expected the museum to have a live one on display 14:40 · 15 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone 2,703 Retweets 34.7K Likes
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  • 08
    Text - Assigned Cool At Birth and 10 others liked Sarah @BatxxWings How are people in their mid twenties completely tattooed? How do you have that much money? Where do you work? Are they hiring? l'm tired of being so blank. 6:51 AM 2/12/20 · Twitter for Android
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  • 09
    Text - James @CaucasianJames not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free 9:07 PM · 5/5/19 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 10
    Text - Trevor Wallace @TrevWall Just heard an elderly man say to a TSA agent "listen here Bucko" Shits about to pop off. Stay tuned.
    via Reddit

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